We present astrophysical false positive probability calculations for every Kepler Object of Interest (KOI) --the first large-scale demonstration of a fully automated transiting planet validation procedure. Out of 7056 KOIs, we determine that 1935 have probabilities vespa (Morton T.D. 2015ascl.soft03011M), a publicly available Python package that is able to be easily applied to any transiting exoplanet candidate.